This funny triathlete shirt reads, "swim like the boat sunk, bike like you stole it, run for your life!" This tee is perfect for the person who does triathlons and would make the perfect birthday or Christmas gift for them!
▸ Our unisex shirts looks great on both men & women & are available from size small to 5XL in a true to size, relaxed fit. The last photo on this listing features our sizing chart.
We recommend laying your favourite tee flat, then measuring armpit to armpit to compare it with our size chart. If your measurements are in-between sizes, always choose the bigger size.
RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
▸ All of our shirts are custom printed just for you so we do not accept returns or exchanges due to choosing the wrong size
▸ If there are any issues with the shirt, please message us and we will replace it ASAP.
WHY CHOOSE OUR SMALL BUSINESS?
We are an environmentally conscious brand, so every tee is made to order.
We only use the ink, fabric & machinery that is needed to create your items, so there is little wastage.
Our processing time is 2 to 7 business days to make your tee + shipping time. We fulfil your order as quickly as possible, with care.
For best results and to keep your item looking great for longer, we recommend you wash inside out and lay flat to dry.
If using a dryer, use on low or medium heat. Wash with like colours on cold or warm water (max 40c or 105F) only. Do not dry-clean or iron (over the printed area).