This funny shirt reads, "don't mess with me, I get paid to stab people," and is the perfect hilarious gift idea for the nurse, pathologist or pharmacist you know. It's basically a great birthday, Easter or Christmas gift for anyone who is in an occupation that gets paid to stab people with sharp objects!
Why shop Cinched Wear?
Free tracked shipping
Our quality unisex shirts have FREE tracked shipping to AU, NZ, US, CA, UK, DE & CZ.
Our unisex shirts look great on both men & women, & are available from size small to 5XL in a size-inclusive true to size, relaxed fit.
Our designs are unique & created in-house with hundreds of fun tees to choose from.
Keep track of the tees you're most interested in by clicking the love-heart icon on the designs you love most. This will add them to your personal wishlist.
Having a wishlist means you can take your time to browse the store, adding what you want to your wishlist as you scroll the designs. When you're finished you can review your wishlist, removing the designs you no longer want, then checkout!
You can even save your wishlist for later!
We are an environmentally conscious brand, so every tee is made to order. This means instead of printing a bunch of tees where some may never end up bought or worn by a customer; we only print tees on demand in the specific size, colour & design you request!
Choosing 'made to order' saves the environment because we only use the ink, fabric & machinery that is needed to create your items, so there is little wastage; unlike some stores who use mass-production processes.
Made-to-order also means you get a quality tee fresh off the press upon ordering!
Our processing time is 2 to 7 business days to make your tee + shipping time. We fulfil your order as quickly as possible. Each product, artwork & print will be checked multiple times throughout the process from selection to printing, packaging & shipping.
Eco-friendly printing & packaging
We use retail-quality eco-friendly printers that create vibrant, soft-to-touch DTG prints using water-based NeoPigment inks. Put simply, your tshirt is created using non-hazardous, non-toxic & biodegradable materials; therefore it's better for you to wear on your body & also better for our environment.
A lot of environmental wastage occurs from excess packaging and materials, we try to minimise our footprint on the environment by shipping our unisex tees in plant-based, home-compostable satchels with minimal packaging to protect the environment.
We reward regular customers
We have a great rewards program that ACTUALLY rewards you! The more you shop , the more save! Click the gift icon on this page to learn more.
Your quality unisex tee in more detail
Black & White colours are 100% cotton;
Solid colours are 100% cotton;
Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester);
Antique colours are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
If a colour doesn’t say Heather or Antique in front of the colour name, it means it is a solid-colour tee and therefore 100% cotton.
A medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd; (180 g/m), made from specially spun fibers that make your tee a very strong & smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste & makes the garment more attractive.
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic & helps retain its shape.
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilise the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Exchanges & Refunds
Ordered the wrong size? No problem!
Just email within 1wk of receiving your tee to arrange an exchange! You send back the tee to us that you don’t want; and we will send the size you prefer back to you.
Not completely happy with your tee?
Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 3 days of receiving your tee to arrange a return to Cinched Wear, and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.
We add new funny novelty designs to our site regularly, so keep checking back!
For best results and to keep your product looking great for longer, we recommend you wash inside out and lay flat to dry.
If using a dryer, use on low or medium heat. Wash with like colours on cold or warm water (max 40c or 105F) only. Do not dryclean or iron (over the printed area).
Cinched Wear Unisex Tee Size Chart