This funny hoodie is for the caffeine drinker who can't function like a normal human being until they've had their coffee hit, it reads: "coffee makes me less murdery," and with it's warmness and cosiness, this hoodie perfectly pairs with a hot coffee drink!
Our unisex hoodies look great on both men & women, & are available from size small to 3XL in a true to size, relaxed fit.
Our designs are unique & created in-house with hundreds of fun hoodies to choose from.
Keep track of the hoodies you're most interested in by clicking the love-heart icon on the designs you love most. This will add them to your personal wishlist.
Having a wishlist means you can take your time to browse the store, adding what you want to your wishlist as you scroll the designs. When you're finished you can review your wishlist, removing the designs you no longer want, then checkout!
You can even save your wishlist for later!
We are an environmentally conscious brand, so every hoodie is made to order. This means instead of printing a bunch of hoodies where some may never end up bought or worn by a customer; we only print hoodies on demand in the specific size, colour & design you request!
Choosing 'made to order' saves the environment because we only use the ink, fabric & machinery that is needed to create your items, so there is little wastage; unlike some stores who use mass-production processes.
Made-to-order also means you get a quality hoodie fresh off the press upon ordering!
Fast Processing With Tracked Shipping
Our processing time is 2 to 7 business days to make your hoodie + shipping time. We fulfil your order as quickly as possible. Each product, artwork & print will be checked multiple times throughout the process from selection to printing, packaging & shipping.
We reward regular customers
We have a great rewards program that ACTUALLY rewards you! The more you shop , the more save! Click the gift icon on this page to learn more.
A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR HOODIE
High Quality & Ultimate Comfort With A Large Front Pouch
Your hoodie is high-quality and oh so comfortable! You will love the large front pouch for keeping your hands warm in winter, or for storing items in them like keys, your phone or sneaky snacks!
Your classic hoodie has matching drawstrings in the same colour as your hoodie and is made of preshrunk fleece knit and air jet yarn to give it a softer feel and to reduce annoying pilling.
A Double Lined Hood For Extra Warmth
Your hoodie also has a double-lined hood for extra warmth and comfort, with an easy draw-cord for those times when you want to keep the cold air out, or if you're just feeling a little shy and feel the need to hide away from people like a turtle!
Double Needle Stitching For Style & Durability
Your hoodie has a tear away label, so if tags annoy you, just pull your tag straight off! There's double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs for extra durability and style too, 1 x 1 ribbing with spandex, and your hoodie has been quarter-turned to eliminate any centre crease.
EXCHANGES & REFUNDS
Ordered the wrong size? No problem!
Just email within 1wk of receiving your tee to arrange an exchange! You send back the tee to us that you don’t want; and we will send the size you prefer back to you.
Not completely happy with your hoodie?
Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 7 days of receiving your hoodie to arrange a return to Cinched Wear, and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.
We add new funny novelty designs to our site regularly, so keep checking back!
You can view the sizing chart by scrolling through this listings images, it is the last photo in the carousel.